wow how does this sound?

ok, so for a project i need to learn stuff about brazil..
and my teacher told me that random facts would be cool,
because he wants it to be funny.

so here are some random facts about Brazil:
-the country Brazil, was actually named after the nut, not the other way around.
“let’s name our country after a nut!!”
-160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest road.
“wow look at me!! im the 159th car on this road!!”
The largest stadium in the world can be found in Rio de Janeiro, it’s called Maracaña
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On one side of the currency the picture is horizontal, but on the other it’s vertical
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Brasilia is the capital city of Brazil. It was designed by the architect Oscar Niemeyer. And, that is what Oscar Meyer was named after.
“let’s name our bologna after an architect, because that makes perfect since”
Ivo Helcio Jardim de Campos Pitanguy is one of the most famous plastic surgeons in the world. (he lives in Brazil.)
“Need a nosejob? It gives you a good reason to come to Brazil!”
A symbol of Brazil is a song that was supposively famous in the U.S. too, named “The Girl From Ipanema”.
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Looking from above the capital of Brazil, it is shaped like an airplane.
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Frank Sinatra did a remake of ‘The Girl From Ipanema,’ in the fifties or sixties.