What should I do if I have sunflower seeds stuck in my urethra?
I am a 17 year old man, and well to not freak u guys out, ill just get straight to the point. I have a sunflower seed stuck in my urethra.
alright, my urethra was itching for some reason so i stuck a ranch flavored sunflower seed down there cause sunflower seeds have been known to treat itching. so well i just stuck it down there so it stops itching. it worked but now i am in incredible pain
i cant go to the hospital. they will think i am a freak of nature
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9 comments a "What should I do if I have sunflower seeds stuck in my urethra?"
ummm, try to push it out, maybe pee it out
howd that happen and also try peeing but if it hurt and dont come out go to the hospital
masturbate gently, or, hold your breath, and try to get sometin long and thin in there to pry it out
can u add in details, how the fuck this happened?!?!?!? lol
RANCH SUNFLOWER SEEDS ARE AMAZING!!!!
how far is it in?
Go to the hospital and have them remove it. Were you having sex with a sunflower?
No hospitals have seen much worse just dont going in there yelling HELP THERES A SUNFLOWER SEED IN MY URETHRA
im sorry but thats hilarious, but you should probally see a doctor, or try to squeese it out if you can, omg haha
I guess I really don’t know what to say besides go to a hospital. I wouldn’t try to get it out, enough damage has been done. Who cares what the people at the hospital think, they see weird stuff all the time. Just focus on what gets your problem fixed, and I think that going to the E.R. is your best bet.
oh my gosh. ok, so i have just been crying with laughter. how in the heck do you think putting a sunflower seed in you was going to help it?! that is so funny.
omg haha.
LOL
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LOL
just go to the doctor. they will not discriminate you nr think of you as a freak. if you delay going to the hospital something might happen to your penis – you might develop an infection that may result to amputation of your penis. just go to the doctor, there is nothing else you can do.
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