A coworker of mine grabbed my nuts?
I have a big jar of macadamia nuts on my desk. This girl just reached over me and grabbed them. Then she sucked the salt off of them right there at her desk and swallowed every bit.
I’m not sure whether to complain to HR or ask her out for dinner. Your thoughts?
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12 comments a "A coworker of mine grabbed my nuts?"
Sounds like fun times ahead………….I’d ask her out.
Buy her a bag of nuts — she’ll probably propose.
I’d have her over for dinner and. . . after.
Just take her out to dinner and unload your precious macadamia nuts into her mouth at full-power. If she can grab them with force, she can take the full-force of the erosion in her mouth, which would be better after a nice dinner.
ask her out for dinner
ask her out
I think you should sue her for…
One MILLION dollars!
Reference Book – seriously. It’s just a joke. Big frickin’ deal.
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the next time you see her ask her if she’d like to go to your place. tell her you keep nuts at all times. followed by an awkward silent moment then toss in a pelvic thrust.
I have a girl who likes to eat the bodies off of my Gummy Bears and throw the ‘heads’ back into the jar.
I think she likes giving head.
Well Stu,
Something as nice as those nuts should be kept out of public view if you don’t care to share with the public. Perhaps you need to be a little more selfish.
Yes, I know you are not like that and neither is your lovely bride but not everyone is a generous as you two are where sharing is concerned.
Unless she feeds them to the squirrels, should give them back to you!
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